I'm probably washing my entire body with Garnier Fructis shampoo on my loofah.

我可能在丝瓜络上用 Garnier Fructis 洗发水清洗全身。

I immediately hop in the shower, I'm probably washing my entire body with Garnier Fructis shampoo on my loofah, cause I don't know, I'm that stereotypical person.

我立即跳进淋浴间，我可能在丝瓜络上用 Garnier Fructis 洗发水清洗全身， 因为我不知道， 我就是那个刻板印象的人。