Yeah? Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea, it's quite the party.

是么？你要是不算上痔疮和呕吐怀孕，倒的确不错。

I got the hemorrhoid commercial! I start Monday!

我要拍痔疮广告了 周一就开始！

You don't need hemorrhoids to enjoy it.

无论有没有痔疮都能享用。

I'm fighting a losing battle with hemorrhoids here.

同痔疮搏斗 我注定要吃败仗。

Well, what have you got, hemorrhoids?

呃，你得了什么病，痔疮？

Ooh, I forgot my sweet hemorrhoid doughnut I scored.

差点忘了我抢到的甜甜圈形痔疮坐垫。

I don't have hemorrhoids. - I hear different. May I finish?

我没有痔疮。-我听不太一样。我能讲完吗？

Who am I wrestling for the hemorrhoid doughnut?

我跟谁掰腕子才能抢甜甜圈形痔疮垫呀？

Hemorrhoids are swollen veins near the anus and rectum, which can be painful and lead to itching and bleeding.

痔疮是肛门和直肠附近的肿胀静脉，会引起疼痛并导致瘙痒和出血。

Not only will this more natural stance make the movement faster and easier, but it will help prevent colon disease and hemorrhoids.

不仅仅是这种更加自然的姿势让你排便更快更容易，而且有助于避免感染结肠病和痔疮。