Well, I hope to god you're right.

希望你是对的。

I hope to god this is the video that least have been watching it in my entire channel and I hope that you guys get started doing the thing that you've been procrastinating.

我希望上帝保佑这是我整个频道中观看次数最少的视频，我希望你们开始做你们一直拖延的事情。