Mark Wahlberg says his family won't be the new Kardashians.

马克·沃尔伯格表示，他的“这一家”不会是卡戴珊姐妹的翻版。

Even the Kardashians call it a genocide.

甚至卡戴珊也称它是种族灭绝。

Well, listen, the Kardashians aren't going anywhere.

听着，卡戴珊家族又跑不了。

We're keeping up with the Kardashians.

我们应该跟上卡戴珊的脚步。

Unless you're going to Venice with those low-rent Kardashians.

除非你打算跟这些低配版的名媛一起去威尼斯。

Do you like to know what the Kardashians are up to?

你想知道卡戴珊姐妹在做什么吗?

But enough of the Kardashians! Let's go back to those terms.

但卡戴珊家族的话题就到此为止吧！让我们回到那些表达。

You remember how you explained to me that the Kardashians aren't real celebrities?

还记得你是怎么给我解释卡戴珊姐妹算不上是真正的名人吗?

Just look at the Kardashian family. Reality television made the Kardashians famous for just being themselves.

看看卡戴珊家族。卡戴珊家族只是因为在真人秀节目中做自己就出了名。

I know the name's of the Kardashians better than I know the names of my neighbors.

比起我对邻居名字的了解，我对卡戴珊家族的名字更加熟悉。

And everybody at south by they thought I was the Kardashians, right?

南边的每个人都认为我是卡戴珊家族，对吧？

Do I still have to keep up with the Kardashians?

我还需要跟上卡戴珊一家吗？

This was a premiere night for " Keeping Up With the Kardashians."

这是“与卡戴珊姐妹同行”的首映之夜。

But that brings up the question, what are the Kardashians famous for?

但这带来了一个问题， 卡戴珊家族以什么出名？

Yeah, I know, those Kardashians are the worst.

我明白 卡戴珊姐妹最讨厌了。

Or in America, where the Kardashians rent their own firefighting force.

或者在美国，卡戴珊家族租用了自己的消防队。

There's traffic, pollution, the Kardashians, T-Mobile, and now even a full-blown global pandemic.

有交通、污染、卡戴珊、T-Mobile，现在甚至是全面爆发的全球流行病。

That you have such a big, loving hairy family, kind of like the Kardashians.

你有个一个庞大又多毛的家庭，跟卡戴珊家族一样。

This is 2007 and we are at our " Keeping Up with the Kardashians" season one premiere.

这是 2007 年，我们正在观看“与卡戴珊姐妹同行”第一季的首映礼。

If you change your mind about hanging out with the Kardashians, I can hook that up for you.

如果你改变主意与卡戴珊一家出去玩，我可以帮你安排。