Would you like to have a perm?

您想烫发吗？

12 years later, and my perm still hasn't grown out.

12年以後我的烫发还没有出来。

Oh, it's us. Look at how young we are. Oh, God, that perm.

是我们的相片。看我们多年轻。天啊，你那时候烫的头。

Then he smiled at me wistfully and went to sit by a girl with braces and a bad perm.

这才依依不舍地冲我笑了笑，无可奈何地过去坐到了一个戴着牙套、顶着一头乱糟糟的烫发的女孩旁边。

When my grandma died, I got a perm.

我祖母去世的时候 我去烫了头发。

Miss Windham, had you ever gotten a perm before?

温德姆小姐，你以前有没有烫过发？

Okay, but I got a perm and a divorce in the same week and I only regret one of them.

行，不过我当年烫头跟离婚发生在同一周，而我只对其中一件事有后悔。

In that case, give me a perm!

既然这样，给我烫个发吧！

Oh, I mean my natural hair is like a little curl but like I perm really worse like the barber made a mistake.

哦，我的头发有一些卷，可是那次烫发太糟糕了，发型师犯了个错误。

Like, I got a perm and my hair was like, it's not happening.

就像，我烫了头发，我的头发就像，它没有发生。

So his perm style was popular.

因此他的电烫头发发式很流行。

I had a perm this summer and it was just awful.

今年夏天我烫了头发，效果太糟糕了。

In addition to fake lemon trees, another thing Chinese people did to show prosperity was get a perm.

除了假柠檬树，当年中国人喜欢做的另一件炫富的事就是烫卷发。

RAMI MALEK: He didn't realize that perm was an abbreviation for permanent.

RAMI MALEK：他没有意识到烫发是永久的缩写。

And wouldn't somebody who's had, say, 30 perms...in their life be well aware of this rule?

一个烫过发30次的人 难道不知道这准则吗？

And it's not just occasional treatments like relaxers or perms that are toxic but also products used on a daily basis.

不仅仅是像松弛剂或烫发这样的偶尔治疗有毒，而且每天使用的产品也有毒。

When I was perming my hair, when I was a pre-teen and a teenager, you kind of knew that it probably wasn't safe.

当我烫头发的时候，当我还是青春期前和十几岁的时候，你有点知道这可能不安全。

Easy when people in pets are char true to the spirit of the minks event without messing up anyone's lap perm and getting all cattywampus.

当宠物中的人们忠实于水貂活动的精神时，不会弄乱任何人的膝部烫发，也不会弄乱任何人，这很容易。

There were stories of women having their hair permed and being stuck under the perming machine when the sirens went off, so it could be a little bit traumatic.

有故事说，有女人正在烫头发时警笛响起，因此被困在烫发机下面，所以这可能有点创伤。

Thank you for taking a chunky 22-year-old with a bad perm and glasses out into a cow pasture and kissing me and making me his wife, she said onstage.

“谢谢你带着一个头发烫得很糟、戴着眼镜、身材矮胖的22岁男孩去牧场亲我，让我成为他的妻子。”