Thought it'd be bloody Mia having a prang, not you.

本以为出车祸的会是米娅 不是你。

Finally, a place where I can share wholesome quotes, photos from my ballroom dancing competitions and tips for pranging ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots.

最后， 在这里我可以分享健康的名言，我的交谊舞比赛的照片以及摆放鸭子和下壮观的臀部镜头的技巧。