O-okay. Long story short, l...it's just I never figured that my first time with a woman would...would be in an alley...behind a Korean noodle stand with...with my fatigues down around my...my ankles.

好......好吧，长话短说，我......我从来没想到我的第一次......会是在一家韩国面馆后面的小巷里，军裤一直脱到了脚踝处。