All I did YESTERDAY was watch the new Van Damme movie.

昨天我就看了范·达梅的新电影。

He has played opposite Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chow Yun-Fat and nearly every action starred as army privates and Generals.

他和让-克劳德·范·丹姆、周润发演对手戏，几乎每一部都饰演军队士兵和将军角色。

It's Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie. He is so...hot! -Rachel: You think?

是尚格·云顿！我不知道他在这部电影里面。他好帅啊！-真的吗？

Now, unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claud Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.

除非有人说服她，让我帮她漂白，否则尚格云顿（动作明星）就得跟加比卡普兰（大胡子男星）亲热了。

That was SO unfair. -Phoebe: I know. Like you'd drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme?

好过分哦。-我知道啊！你跟尚格·云顿那样对她之后，还要喝她的咖啡？

I can't believe this. Just like two weeks ago, I was watching Sudden Death and...now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme.

太不可思议了。两个礼拜前，我还在看“绝命杀阵”… … 现在我竟然在跟尚格·云顿约会。

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, Van Damme.

放松点 范·达姆。

That is just a hop, skip, and a jump to Jean-Claude Van Damme.

对于让-克洛德·范达姆来说，这只是跳跃、跳跃和跳跃。

The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?

“此利时大汉”啊“悍将范达美” 你看过“时空特警”吗?

Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.

不然尚格·云顿就得跟大胡子亲热了。

Like you'd drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme?

你怎么可能抢了范达美之后 还把她的咖啡喝掉？

Van Damme: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.

告诉她我觉得她的朋友，很可爱。

Van Damme: You don't think I'm cute?

你不这么觉得吗?

Van Damme: Normally, I would not do it.

通常我是不会答应的。

Can you beat up that guy? Van Damme: Sure.

你能打扁那个家伙吗? 当然。

I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.

我知道 你跟范达美那样对她之后还要喝她的咖啡吗?

Van Damme: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying. Joey: Aaaaagggghhhhh.

你们看不出来吗? 这个人快死了。

Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.

除非有人说服她让我帮她漂白… … 不然尚克劳范达美就得去跟大胡子亲热了。

Van Damme: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore.

因为瑞秋告诉我说… 你想跟我还有芙儿芭莉摩来个“三人行”啊。