It's not chunky monkey 'cause chunky monkey has chocolate in it too, so it can't be chunky monkey.

- 这不是矮胖的猴子，因为矮胖的猴子里面也有巧克力，所以它不可能是矮胖的猴子。

Which is why god made chunky monkey.

所以才会有胖墩猴这种口味啊。

There are plenty of pictures of me smiling with my dad, but I was just being bribed with tubs of Chunky Monkey.

我就有很多和我爸爸的幸福照片，但都是他用冰欺凌贿赂的我。