I just dumped one crybaby. I'll dump you too.

我刚甩掉一个爱哭宝宝 小心我也甩了你。

Yeah, okay, it's not my fault, you're a big crybaby with no sense of humor.

是啊，好吧，这不是我的错，你这个毫无幽默感的爱哭鬼。

And he went from zero to big crybaby.

他就毫无缘由地大哭大闹。

No, I'm dry. You're a big crybaby... you start, I'll join in.

不行了，哭不出来。你是爱哭鬼，你先哭，我跟上。

That you can access that, I think that's a gift. - That I'm a crybaby? - That's a gift.

你可以让眼泪那样流出来，我认为这是一种天赋。- 我是个爱哭鬼？- 这是天赋。

I think he missed the 12-year-old crybaby he knew a long time ago.

我想他很想念他很久以前认识的那个12岁的爱哭鬼。

Anyone can see you're a lazy, spoiled crybaby...

你看起来又娇气 只会撒娇 只会哭。

I could take that big crybaby with both my hands tied behind my back.

我两只手绑在后面都能打倒那傻大个。

Hey you crybaby! Where's the Viper at?

嘿，你（这个）爱哭鬼！ 蝰蛇在哪儿？

You know how many invitations I've passed up to stay home with my crybaby son?

你知道我为了我爱哭闹的儿子 错过了多少邀请啊?